Guess the city has a personal issue with two people.
Welcome, just have a seat over there. And also take off your clothes, prepare a fork and add some salt on your head.
The same rug with two different messages.
Oh... so you've got offended by a post on the internet.. You defintely must be new here... Welcome!
Doormats are always funny. This one keeps it simple with the main idea - LEAVE!
This doormat just shows lots of love. Oh crap, not you again! Haahahahah. Feel the love!!!
We would appreciate if you died slowly so please do so.
Welcome to my house. Press enter before entering.