Use the elevator to elevate yourself while being elevated. Or if you want to try the malfunctioning escalator instead, make sure you are ready fr some escalation procedures. The escalation has already reached our engineer.

Looks like we need to fix that ceiling now. Luckily, we already have a ladder with us.

That darn escalator is acting up again. It's been stairs all day long.

Why not just tell it like it is?

Behold the wonders of modern architecture and careful planning.

Thought you were just going to sit here didn't ya? Move those legs!

Just place yourself on these steps and wait... and wait... and wait