Tortoise knows how to get places. And use the elevator instead of the stairs.
Use the elevator to elevate yourself while being elevated. Or if you want to try the malfunctioning escalator instead, make sure you are ready fr some escalation procedures. The escalation has already reached our engineer.
Stand closer kids, we're about to go where nobody has gone before. To infinity and beyond!
Good thing this elevator was designed to bear a full horse. Otherwise how could I bring my own to the top floor?
Our studies have confirmed that children are people too. That is just in case you were thinking that kids do not add weight to the elevator.
Whoever left the couch in the elevator is a pure genius. The only problem is that I don't want to get out of the elevator now.
Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.
If it wasn't obvious we will spell it out for you. Guess that many people were completely lost before these floors were mapped to the button numbers.
Imagine that the sign was placed there because someone had tried it before.
In case of fire don't throw the elevator at the flames, use the water instead.