We can get your wife and mother in law fixed in no time. Just count on us to do the job properly.

This picture should be reason enough to make you thing twice before going to the cheapest mechanic you can find. Good luck using your car after this intervention!

Looks like nobody wants my services since nobody is ringing.

I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.

We simply won't provide any service to brainless, maskless individuals. Or something along these lines.

Make sure your actions don't increase our insurance. We are a quality service for the current week. And ranked number one!

Seems that the police do break down sometimes. I wonder if they send a technician to help them out when this happens.

Cat is my name and here I stand, at your service. Let me help you with that!

At least I'm being honest about my services. Honesty can be appreciated, right?

And become our new client. We provide funeral services for everybody.