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Ranked number one

Ranked number one

Make sure your actions don't increase our insurance. We are a quality service for the current week. And ranked number one!

Out of service police

Out of service police

Seems that the police do break down sometimes. I wonder if they send a technician to help them out when this happens.

At your service

At your service

Cat is my name and here I stand, at your service. Let me help you with that!

Shitty advice

Shitty advice

At least I'm being honest about my services. Honesty can be appreciated, right?

Come a little closer

Come a little closer

And become our new client. We provide funeral services for everybody.

Escalator turned to stairs

Escalator turned to stairs

Why not just tell it like it is?

Turn on the switch

Turn on the switch

Just use this switch to call for service. What? No switch? Then don't call!

Service discrimination

Service discrimination

Honey, take off your shirt and go get me a drink please.

We do not serve women

We do not serve women

Be sure everybody reads both lines or you might get slapped.