Make sure your actions don't increase our insurance. We are a quality service for the current week. And ranked number one!

Seems that the police do break down sometimes. I wonder if they send a technician to help them out when this happens.

Cat is my name and here I stand, at your service. Let me help you with that!

At least I'm being honest about my services. Honesty can be appreciated, right?

And become our new client. We provide funeral services for everybody.

Why not just tell it like it is?

Just use this switch to call for service. What? No switch? Then don't call!

Honey, take off your shirt and go get me a drink please.

Be sure everybody reads both lines or you might get slapped.