You really need to understand what icons you are using when posting these signs.
Today I learned that hot boxing a mid sized sedan is a proper way to clarify what a smell smells like.
Do you know what it looks like when you don't cover your nose properly?
Guess licking walls is a favorite pastime in some hospitals.
A half torn poster is missing. Call us if found. The rest of the phone number is on the other half.
Just take one of these notices an you will start feeling better after only two weeks! You might go bankrupt later, but who cates about the future?
The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.
This dog is simply missed. And I'm the one missing him so... take notice... and... carry on.
Come to think of it, this may be the best way to convince them to keep it down during sexy times.
Imagine that they needed to put this sign up. I wouldn't want to meet any Magic: The Gathering players.