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Closed patio

Closed patio

The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.

Missing my dog

Missing my dog

This dog is simply missed. And I'm the one missing him so... take notice... and... carry on.

Naughty neighbour

Naughty neighbour

Come to think of it, this may be the best way to convince them to keep it down during sexy times.

Leave unless washed

Leave unless washed

Imagine that they needed to put this sign up. I wouldn't want to meet any Magic: The Gathering players.

Check elevator

Check elevator

Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.

Until I return

Until I return

This is definitely an engineer. Everything is correct, but useless at the same time.

Pen is broken

Pen is broken

What? You mean to tell me that you used your penis to enter the PIN? Oh, pen. Right.

The easy fix

The easy fix

Want an easy fix? Just hire some tall staff and your problems will be a thing of the past.

No signs

No signs

Under no circumstances are you to place any sings over here.

True paint fact

True paint fact

It may be wet, but it may be dry as well. The possibilities are there.