You need to explain yourself why you don't have the appropriate age, sir!

The more I interact with other people, the more I want to live alone with my dog.

That's a great way to find out about some test results.

So good thing I am old. There is no proof everywhere on the Internet that did all that dumb stuff way back in school and college.

Dear Santa, I have no idea what is the difference between age and name.

Girls always tend to look so mature while boys will be boys forever.

And we evoluated... time passed... Oh..

Well, it seems like a lot of things didn't happen so, Gandalf, I am counting on you!

Mind-blown, totally mind blown. I bet you weren't expecting this one. Now, try to sleep.

Age isn't a problem, unless you're cheese. True story, bro.