So the gyms are closed, but I can still get my workout while having the best beverage out there. Win-win!
You simply cannot argue with this proposition. Why choose to be both fat and ugly when you can only have one? Just grab a buddy and join us in lifting them weights!
I'm offering a once in a lifetime offer. Enjoy the benefits of a free gym in my backyard. All equipment is included.
Some guys skip leg day while others overdo it. This guy might enjoy skipping leg day a few times.
What am I doing on February the 14th? Well I'm doing legs. I don't want to skip leg day or else I'll look silly like the rest of the guys on the Interwebs.
One of these days those legs are going to break under the muscle buildup above the waist. That's when he'll regret skipping leg day.
Brace yourselves, January is coming. And with a new year comes the new gym subscribers. There will be no more room anywhere.
Too fat to wear the wedding dress? Then get running and lose some weight. No excuses.
When going to the gym everybody laughs at me. I don't know what's the problem.
This guy is totally not going to do anything productive today.