Okay okay, this is the last one. After I eat this, I'm starting the diet.

Yeah.. well, you're not setting a great example, you know...

Arghhh... Don't you just hate when this happens? HAHAHAH NEVER?!

Ooooh I have a reaaaally really bad feeling about this. It can't end well.

I don't always walk around my house in socks, but when I do, I step in water! UGH

Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like her? Mmm... nope, not really.

Money talks... all they say is goodbye, hahahah.

You really missed one of your best shots mate. Sorry.

Psstt, hey, listen up... I think it might be fake. Well you don't saaaaay... Hahahah

It's true, some people are really stupid. I mean, really, really, really stupid.