I can't breathe
I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.
Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. I've done this many times.
Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.
Candles are bad
Never ever place a candle near a laptop.
You want a kid with those french fries?
Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.
Wait till daddy pees
What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.
Someone should relieve the mother of her birth rights.
King of parking
This is how you piss off a bunch of people.
So who is the genius who picked up the camouflage for the winter season?
Disabled parking fail
At least now there won't be any smart ass to occupy the space.