Bet you didn't think it was that hard. Hahaha!
Sometimes I wonder, on how many DVDs would the whole internet fit..?
It's true, you know it's true. It always happened and always will happen. The best trick is to put the alarm clock at at least 5 metres away from the bed.
You're clearly doing it wrong. Hey! Don't bluetooth... literally... Come on dude..
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutch! I bet a thousand dollars that guy is now traumatized. He must've been on the floor all night... not dancing, after this kick.
I bet it's the lady that's doing his tattoo. Yeah, all my money on that.
Honey, I really missed the way you kiss me, muah! Honey, HONEY! WHAT? THE KIDS!
Dude.... Come on, go home, get some sleep and start acting like a man. You're drunk, seriously, get off the stage!
There simply was no chemistry, now.. you know the truth.
Well... double-surprise, double-bad-luck!