Live, fart, laugh. Some people just live by these principles. Autch!

That dumb new neighbour parked in my place so I had to park somewhere... right?

Okay okay... I know about motos and so on but come on dude...

The Photoshopped vacation idea failed, big time fail. Such a pity...

I really hate when I'm telling a story but nobody's listening to me... Happens very rare but... still very annoying.

It's great, you have tattoos... but.... spelling might be a problem!

I bet you realised that you chose the wrong spoon, obviously.

I bet you enjoyed Halloween but... woah... fail!

Probably TOO MUCH. Nah, wait, definitely too much. Hello Kitty.....?

Uhhh.. dude, wrong move, that's not a camera, that's a baby!