The more I interact with other people, the more I want to live alone with my dog.
This is one of those rare occasions that warrant having a secondary phone nearby.
My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.
You better get out before tweeting about it. We know it's important to keep your followers posted, but be patient.
Guess the average Twitter user is dumb as a brick these days.
Social media is explained in simple terms, using the donut.
In ancient times, Jesus always needed to be explicit with some of his more geeky followers.
This woman has an opinion. Ah, so acid opinion!
Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like her? Mmm... nope, not really.
Every day it's the same thing: before you know it, you've spent half a day on Facebook.