Woman waiting for her husband to come back from Iraq after 12 months of being at war.

Stop screaming and just sit there tight while I take this photo.

You have already failed the No Fap December. You know it.

And there is your room. Good luck getting in.

What was this ladder for, anyway? Surely nobody will miss it so why bother moving it?

I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. I've done this many times.

Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.

Never ever place a candle near a laptop.

Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.