I just got a pack of idiots, hope they taste better than their IQ.

You need to appreciate the care and attention to detail that the store owner had while placing them on display.

I really want to sit and see what happens when it tries swallowing the entire fish.

OK Cynthia, so you either start pulling in some fish or I'll start thinking about eating something else on this boat.

May I get one of those plastic thingies that you can place stuff into? I will make sure to dump it responsibly in the ocean when I'm done with it.

You have found Nemo? Good. Bring him to our fish and chips restaurant so we can fry him together with some chips.

Why bother going out to the lake and be frustrated if you don't catch anything? Just sit back, relax, watch some TV and be ready for the biting fish in your very own living room.

Got to keep my cats happy and bring fresh fish every day.

So you have fish allergy. What the hell are you doing in a fish shop?

At least we do sell fish. Or do we?