Next time just play along and order a steak with veggies. You'll probably get more of a "salad" than this.
I somehow cannot control myself until I get this dragon meat on my own plate. Sure hope the guy that caught the beast is doing fine.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
You cannot touch me, you vegan hippie!
Do you really want to make the biggest mistake of your life and become a vegetarian? You will most certainly miss the steak.
Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, Lasagna.
For all you vegetarians out there we got some special lamb for you today.
Our restaurant is so full of meat that the vegetarians will be horrified.