I just got a pack of idiots, hope they taste better than their IQ.

So what would you like in your salad? Clearly nothing vegetarian, that's for sure.

I reckon that is quite effective against vegetarian suspects.

This is just the best flavored lemonade I ever had!

So I just found out this great new kitchen appliance that is perfect for cooking these stakes. What will they think of next?

Next time just play along and order a steak with veggies. You'll probably get more of a "salad" than this.

I somehow cannot control myself until I get this dragon meat on my own plate. Sure hope the guy that caught the beast is doing fine.

Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.

After Ronald's loss, he swore to avenge his brother's death.

You cannot touch me, you vegan hippie!