That's what I call trolling with style. Good job my friend, hahahahah.
Buy 1 shoe, get the 2nd shoe for FREE! Great offer, really.
FREE HUGS, come and get them! No, no, trust me, it's a trap, really!
If life gives you lemons.... KEEP THEM, 'cause... hey! FREE LEMONS!!!!!
Voldemort started giving free hugs, ugh.... I thought it would be nice, but it isn't!
The poor husband spends all his life at home trapped in a cage.
Next week there is certainly going to be a new vacuum here with the same problem.
Get your free kid today. Some restrictions apply. Please see store for details.
This looks like a totally legitimate business going on right here.
Pick up a free compliment for someone you care about.