Great placement, just make sure you don't enter the wrong store with your child. Otherwise it's going to be explaining time.

This single image describes the horror quite directly. Might want to invest in some condoms unless you want your PS5 to end up like this.

If you leave your child unattended you will get so much more when you eventually pick him up.

And this is how you can afford to get a Porsche in your lifetime.

And this is how I started snacking in front of the little people running around the house.

Do you want a demanding child when you get home? Then please don't let them wander around these premises or we will make sure you will have an interesting Christmas. Thank you!

Do you know how sad I am because I don't have any children? I'm going to go cry in my Corvette right now.

Why risk an injury when leaving your child to play with a firearm? Why not use a mortar or heavy machine gun?

Our studies have confirmed that children are people too. That is just in case you were thinking that kids do not add weight to the elevator.

I guess you should go to school before placing discounts in your shop.