Looks like we're getting off the highway in 1 KM.
Come here and we'll get you a free one way trip to heaven. Just pledge to donate all your belongings to us and step right in.
I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.
I don't care about the price, just give me that free shipping!
Well, you did not say it was about you so just let me have some privacy with your balloon.
Please see attached photo. Notice that that extremely sexy man (me) is not included.
Some photographer who got sick of being asked to work for free had his own go at the market.
Get your very own slice of this free WiFi. It only costs a mere $59.99. But the best thing about it is that it's completely free.
Buy 4 children and only pay for 3. On sale only today!
Come and get your free beer right now. There's only one little problem we have to deal with first. The little house on the left.