Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.

Wow.. I just don't know what to say. Hahahah, nice hair.

Your haircut is a complete failure. Excuse me.

Oh, you have a really hardcore haircut. Wait, you have a moustache on your forehead!

Why would anybody choose this haircut?! I really can't get it...

Now that's one of the weirdest haircuts I ever seen. At least on a dog.

A very weird combination of a Christmas tree and a haircut.... probably a Christmas haircut.

Dad? SON? Heeeey, nice to see you again!

I mean.. come on... who would pay for this haircut? They'd rather be payed for having this haircut.

This is one awesome haircut. Uhm... excuse me mister?