What's up dogs? What's up with your haircuts?

They...they...they made me look... really bad.... I'm going to get them real soon..

Is that a ... well, yes.. hmm... nice beard dude!

Nice haircut, haircat! You sure look like a cool cat to me.

I've always wanted to ride a car while I had my haircut when I was a child.

I think I'll go with the lizard style this time. It's been a while since I felt an animal on my head.

You look so sweet, just like a rage cartoon.

This is what happens when the power goes out in the middle of your haircut.

All you have to do is remember to leave the beards on the tattoos when shaving your head.

Some people prefer a mohawk. I prefer the antimohawk.