Just make sure you DO NOT order that item!
Did you ever wanted to meet Peter Griffin from Family Guy? Here he is!
If your family is weird, you have no idea what the Schitts had to endure.
No hugs for you little guy. Guess you got to go ahead and hug yourself.
You ask why? Because your family is really poor, that's why.
Please take me, my two kids, two dogs and our cat. You'll love us!
This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Just keep those family values in focus.
We taught our daughter that drinking is very important. She hasn't forgotten after all these years.
This can only mean one thing.... HUGE FAMILY.
She had a feeling that she's the one. Hahahh, probably.