Yeah... Ipaid TOO FREAKING MUCH!!! That's the truth.
We must prepare for the upcoming iPad dependent generation. Brace yourselves!
That's how it's fashion nowadays. Or at least, that's what he thought fashion is like, but obviously, he's wrong.
Because typing on the iPad is too mainstream, try the new adapted typewriter.
Just take your girlfriend's iPad and rearrange those icons.
Now we know Steve's secret product line.