So if you ever feel like hitting the snooze button and spending a few more hours in bed, just thing about getting dressed like this so you can sleep throughout the day. Anytime, anywhere.
Tight pants and a beard are the perfect recipe for a disgusting appearance.
Don't be scared, this is just my latest fashion uniform.
On the bright side you won't need a hat to keep your head warm.
So where to begin? A denim purse? A shoe as a purse? A denim shoe?
Remember how everybody said that socks and sandals don't mix? Well now look who's laughing.
This happens all the time, does it not? You simply open the wrong drawer and end up with a pair of panties on your head instead of a hat.
Back in the day we used to have pink for girls and blue for boys. Now we get straight to the point. I'm getting one of this for my son.
Oh... you are so classy. Fashion, fashion, fashion!
I'm sure there are several costumes, melon shaped.... But you're doing it wrong.