This is one of the most original ways to get your apartment cleaned with 0 money.
A professional Uber driver sticks to his responsibilities. But hope he got a big tip. Like his girlfriend.
So what do you do when your girlfriend dumps you? Either find another one with the same name or get creative!
Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!
When my girlfriend moves in
There aren't even that many body parts to wash as there are cleaning products in this photo.
She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.
Not. My. Fries.
We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.
The real overly attached girlfriend
With all those phone calls one might wonder how she was able to survive without sleep or food.
Old guy still has it
I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.
Girlfriend and Xbox
These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.