She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

With all those phone calls one might wonder how she was able to survive without sleep or food.

I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.

These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.

Guess what? I have no girlfriend so come here and cry with me.

The sad thing about being at Game Stop is the no girlfriend situation.

Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.

And here we can see the modern couple in one of their daily activities, supporting each other through their hardships.

Once you are fat and motionless we are finally going to be together forever.