So what do you do when your girlfriend dumps you? Either find another one with the same name or get creative!

Whenever you feel like taking such a big risk in a conversation make sure you have yourself covered, like this guy!

There aren't even that many body parts to wash as there are cleaning products in this photo.

She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

With all those phone calls one might wonder how she was able to survive without sleep or food.

I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.

These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.

Guess what? I have no girlfriend so come here and cry with me.

The sad thing about being at Game Stop is the no girlfriend situation.