I can't feel my legs, but it's fine, I am well dressed for the weather.
That bar I've got last month has proven to be extremely useful. I can't imagine life without it now.
You might want to wear your life jacket while being here. Also note that wearing your life jacket doesn't guarantee your survival.
Ain't nobody got a fart on me. I am the fart ruler. I am the fart boss.
You have sinned for wearing a neon orange jacket. You must be punished.
I look weird but at least I'm not freezing my ass like you are.