Why don't you go out after this last drink? Some of us might want to go home eventually.

For a limited amount of time, you will be able to pay for both your drinks.

I guess there really was a support group tailored to my needs.

We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.

That bar I've got last month has proven to be extremely useful. I can't imagine life without it now.

Judging a woman by her appearance is wrong. But judging her by what she drinks at the bar is spot on.

Be careful when dealing with super glue. One little drop and you are permanently sealed to anything. And they also bent the steel bar after all these years.

Let me see which one is my favorite tonight. Yeah, I think I'll go with the brunette.

Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.

Suffice to say, Jesus was not welcome at the bar since his little wine trick.