So... your girlfriend is.. yourself? If you know what I mean... KNOCK-OUT!

Soooo... I heard you like lying... See anything familiar over here?

The overweight luggage is a lie! LIAR,, LIAR!

If you were looking for a list of the most common lies. There you go.

Hey owner... someone tore up the garbage... I have no idea who did this, also... I'm.. out of food, heh.

That awesome moment when someone is lying, and I know the truth, hahah, priceless!