So... your girlfriend is.. yourself? If you know what I mean... KNOCK-OUT!
Soooo... I heard you like lying... See anything familiar over here?
The overweight luggage is a lie! LIAR,, LIAR!
If you were looking for a list of the most common lies. There you go.
Hey owner... someone tore up the garbage... I have no idea who did this, also... I'm.. out of food, heh.
That awesome moment when someone is lying, and I know the truth, hahah, priceless!