You're doing it wrong, a bug's life... indeed a bug's life.

It may seem too harsh, but it's true. You know that. HAHAHAH, PLAY ON!

There is no life without water.... WE NEED WATER TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!

Hello sir. I was wondering if you have considered letting dog into your life. Have you?

If life gives you lemons.... KEEP THEM, 'cause... hey! FREE LEMONS!!!!!

They stopped saving a life, they inversed the letters - people nowadays save a file, not a life anymore.

Don't do it! You're at your 9th life... Don't do it, please, don't!!!

This philosophy about life and pinatas, in the same sentence. Duh... inspiring and relaxing.

Statistics have shown that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Incredible, YOU DON'T SAY?!

Those damn women make everything harder for men.