This bug is going to have a lifetime experience in a few moments.
The manufacturers are looking for your best interest. You shouldn't eat sweets all day, you got to get some natural protein once in a while.
Looks like the bug escaped. We are doomed.
Oh my... that's awful!!! SQUISH IT, SQUISH IT!
I can't work today, I have a bug. No, really, I do have a bug.
You're doing it wrong, a bug's life... indeed a bug's life.