This man takes care of me, unlike you. Just look at how good we look together.

Everybody has a sex face. Including lions in the wild.

Those elephants are breeding like crazy and we are out of lions. It seemed like the right thing to do.

There were no white lions around, so a zebra will have to do.

What do you mean I can't own a lion? Oh well, better find a way around this.

Hey, what are you doing? Don't open the door!

How to spot a close relationship between a zoo keeper and the animals.