Make sure you close the door when using the toilet. Nobody wants to see you do your thing.

The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

It's great that they decided to place that life size sticker right on the door. Now I just need to think twice before I open the door.

I must say that these bikes are way stronger than that car's rooftop.

I can bet that there are some well placed spikes at the bottom. Just in case you fall feet first and don't break your neck.

I did my job and it works so stop complaining.

You must admire the quality of how they laid the carpet across all edges. Clearly a professional was here... after a drunk architect.

We need to make sure we can hear you knocking, but not that hard!

Imagine trying to get inside and making one small mistake.

Keep on pushing and puling until you figure out this is not the entrance.