This picture sums up our colleagues from the graphic design perfectly: everything looks great until you try to cram their designs into existing constraints.

Anyone fancy some 69? Right through this door please!

How to explain to your client why the need to invest in integration testing is important.

I guess this can easily fall under some broken law since the tenants were unable to leave their home.

You must be this short in order to survive. Sorry for the tall people, you had a good life so far.

Welmoce is actually a really nice place, right?

This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?

I must say that this sounds pretty interesting. I might want to go ahead and take a look inside.

Sorry for the out of order door bell. But rest assured, we will answer if you shout really loud "ding dong"!

So you have an old milk jug laying around? So you have no money for any home repairs? So you have some heavy duty scissors?