I presented myself to the exam today while wearing my favorite suite. I'm simply brilliant.
It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.
I cheated on my girlfriend
Every time I sleep with another woman I have to wear this dumb sign and walk all over the place.
We'll just keep this to ourselves
And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.
This man takes care of me, unlike you. Just look at how good we look together.
I wonder what the outcome would have been if his hand had a "NO" written down.
We have 3 kids
And now the whole world will know you cheated on me.