It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.

Every time I sleep with another woman I have to wear this dumb sign and walk all over the place.

And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.

This man takes care of me, unlike you. Just look at how good we look together.

I wonder what the outcome would have been if his hand had a "NO" written down.

And now the whole world will know you cheated on me.