So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.

Remember to drive slowly while carrying paint buckets. That is, unless you are looking to do a paint job.

Seems that every black person has one. They're unstoppable.

Well, looks like there really are a lot of white people turning black.

Know the difference between right and wrong. It may very well save your life one day. Or at least get you out of an awkward situation.

The new book that deals with the particularities of being black. A mist read for any white guy out there.

This happens when you wash your tie one time too many.

The coloring book for goths has arrived. You don't need anything else than a black marker.

Now don't get mad at me, they just didn't had the chance to get a proper tan, that's all.

One of the wonderful moments you spend together woth your bright son.