Out of respect for others, respect that she lacks.

Hey, why are you not paying attention to me? I'mma eat your head right off!

Blackberry, strawberry... it's the same thing. Just get your kid one of these when he starts whining about getting a new phone.

That's something that always happens. Mobile phones, happens every single time.

I'm sure you do remember this mobile phone. This mobile phone could break the ground... woah!

Finally, the Snake game came to an end... That's a really great thing.

No phone in my pocket, no phone... ding ding ding, NO PHONE! OH NO, PANIIIIC!!!

Next time you take a call better go to the bathroom and stick your face on the toilet seat.

Screw this prayer. I just got a comment on Facebook from my boyfriend.

So you broke your phone? Get this nice vintage headset and it's all fixed. And it gives a nice retro look.