The people are going crazy at my party.
There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.
If only I had a camera that would take a decent photo of this event.
Hey, why are you not paying attention to me? I'mma eat your head right off!
The good old days when the phone needed charging once every two weeks and Snake was the best game ever.
We have another competitor who has copied our unique smartphone.
A great weapon against criminals! Try the new smartphone, feel the real fighting experience.
You're drunk. Just autocorrect doing its work, finally, the right way!
Screw this prayer. I just got a comment on Facebook from my boyfriend.
You are really sweet and all that, but I got to check out what's going on on Facebook.