Yeah... he went for the full movie experience. 13D!

Mmmm... sorry bro, this movie isn't suitable for children under six months.

Don't worry guys, I saw this trick in a movie once. I'll do it.

Now that's a great classic movie.. So.. You liked Snakes on a Plane, in this case you'll really love Snapes on a plane.

Wow... Chickens get... I can't say it. AUTCH!

Samara should've used Head 'N' Shoulders, for a better looking hair. Oh well.. that's just one of my ideas.

Was that the correct comeback?

Have you felt like you are taken advantage of, although you are a paying customer?

Yo dawg, we heard you like spoilers, so we wrote a few spoilers on your spoiler.

Even the vampires are starting to hate that Twilight movie.