Mmmm... sorry bro, this movie isn't suitable for children under six months.

Don't worry guys, I saw this trick in a movie once. I'll do it.

Now that's a great classic movie.. So.. You liked Snakes on a Plane, in this case you'll really love Snapes on a plane.

Wow... Chickens get... I can't say it. AUTCH!

Samara should've used Head 'N' Shoulders, for a better looking hair. Oh well.. that's just one of my ideas.

Was that the correct comeback?

Have you felt like you are taken advantage of, although you are a paying customer?

Yo dawg, we heard you like spoilers, so we wrote a few spoilers on your spoiler.

Even the vampires are starting to hate that Twilight movie.

The only type of movie when it doesn't matter if you start watching after the first half.