Here's a nice little chart that shows all the fears you ever had.

Congratulations for being dumb enough to star in your own horror movie.

It was horrible. I still have nightmares about that day.

Come on, this looks legit. Let's all get in the car for a free ride with Chucky.

Wooah, woah, woah. Stuff just got serious, watch out kids!!!!

'Cause this is thrilleerrrrrr!!! YAAAY! Hahahah, kitty.

Welcome to The Ring flashmob. It looks really weird, wtf?!

That's a cute family portrait watching a horror movie. hahahahahah look at the dog and the cat!

Embrace yourselves, halloween is coming soon!

If the people in the horror movies would have listened to me, they'd be alive right now. Too bad, people.