Chuck Norris must have tied his shoe laces while resting on this door. Who knows where this car may have been blown to if Chuck decided to roundhouse kick it.
When Chuck Norris takes a piss, everything bends.
This always happens when Chuck Norris gets impatient at the bus stop.
Ladies and gentlemen, the truth..... the fact.... Chuck Norris eats concrete!
I bet you didn't know this... But, yep, Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. Good job sir, you stopped him!
I am Clint Eastwood. Who's this Chuck I've been hearing lately? Bring him to me.
Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris, musicians! I'd really like to listen to this, hahah.
I think you understood where did Chuck Norris hid his coin, hahahah!
So... David Guetta, what did you mean with "The World is mine" ? Are you sure what you're saying?
Now... Poor Samara made a great mistake... Oh well, that's the end, we're not going to see The Ring 3, that's for sure.