I guess I found my long lost brother... or what was left of him.

You won't become a real man until you go out with these babies.

Remember when cutting metal to make sure you don't burn your ass in the process.

Little Billy always seemed to be different then the others.

I'm just taking this old iron to the scrapyard, together with my car.

When Chuck Norris takes a piss, everything bends.

If you are tired of the same old German technology why not switch over to Sweden's metal?

They've got it literally, look, heavy metal!

Having a flat tire? Just nail a piece of metal to it and it's as good as new.

An original way to express your feelings for metal is to simply get inside a trash can.