Oh good, we made it to the fire hydrant. Now I can take a leak on my human.

Just when you thought you had some privacy while taking a piss, these 2 Victorian ladies open the window to take a peek.

Why bother to please everybody when you can piss off everybody?

You know this is true so stop denying it.

Please aim and stop pissing on the floor, dammit!

I didn't know there was a sign for not taking your child on a leash and piss.

Apparently for some designers, baby changing involves pissing on someone's face.

Those sneaky merchants will sell you anything these days.

When Chuck Norris takes a piss, everything bends.

Well, at least he is doing something to help? What are you doing? Standing there and taking his picture?