I guess I wouldn't want to see this in my rear view mirror, especially knowing about that no braking bumper sticker.

These are hard times and I'm not in a hurry. Why not take the bus to the city and also care for the environment?

You haven't been tired until you fall asleep on the bus with your lip smashed against the front seat. That's when you know you have reached rock bottom.

Want to drive a $400,000 company vehicle and travel all day long? Then step right up behind the wheel of the bus.

You had one job. How hard it is to install the button in the correct position?

This must be the bus for bad children.

This always happens when Chuck Norris gets impatient at the bus stop.

I understand that his cap is holding the phone, but why isn't the phone facing his ear?

I wonder what bet did this guy lose that he had to wear this on the bus.

Such a wordplay. Congratulations for the... Miss The Bus!