Shit still happens, day or night, it doesn't matter.
Heeeey, how are you? Uhmmmm.... We are out of toilet paper, I don't know how this happened.
Oh noooooooooo, rocks falling!!! STOP!!! Paper beats rocks?! So close..
They see the toilet paper rollin', they hatin'... Patrolling? Where? In the toilet??!! HAHA
Well... you don't say... The paper towels started to fight... AMAZING.
It was like that when I came here. Got any problems with my explanation? Do tell.
Awesome toilet paper for bored people. But still... You have to be really bored to do this to a toilet paper hahahhahaha.
Everybody should have toilet paper that glows in the dark... because.... SHIT HAPPENS IN THE DARK TOO! HAHAHAH!
Paper beats rocks? Nah... Bad luck my friend, bad luck!
If you know what I mean... Smart words, choose wisely!