Why should you take such a big risk with your own brain? That must be dangerous.
No more wrapping paper available? There's nothing that a pen won't do to help you.
This toilet is definitely for tall people only. Or you know, got to stand up in order to reach out and wipe.
Do not consider this a love note, just a napkin. Go on, rub this paper on your mouth.
Do you like chicken strips? Then get yourself one! It's completely free.
You want a date? What hour will you be available?
That will surely prevent them from ever looking into someone else's paper. And also make them look silly in the process.
You get a happy end after you wipe, don't you?
Brain surgery doesn't require any spelling skills, does it?
I ain't never going to be out of toilet paper. Never again!