The lady who cleans this toilet has probably never used a clothes hanger.
Clearly there are people who haven't discovered this toilet paper thing yet. The commercial is for them.
Looks like you forgot something on your way back from the little boys' room.
You know, in case you run out of toilet paper and need more.
He probably even got home before noticing he has a trail back to the pub.
Shit still happens, day or night, it doesn't matter.
Heeeey, how are you? Uhmmmm.... We are out of toilet paper, I don't know how this happened.
Oh noooooooooo, rocks falling!!! STOP!!! Paper beats rocks?! So close..
They see the toilet paper rollin', they hatin'... Patrolling? Where? In the toilet??!! HAHA
Well... you don't say... The paper towels started to fight... AMAZING.