Remember to dry your hands before pulling on the towel that you will use to dry your hands. We all love logic!
Ever since I ran out of toilet paper it has been my dream to make sure that nobody else has to suffer in such a way ever again.
Looks almost like a toilet paper with auto replacing capabilities.
A half torn poster is missing. Call us if found. The rest of the phone number is on the other half.
Get your very own tearable pun. Yes, feel the terrible pun.
Stand back everyone, he is taking the big roll this time.
Rather than explain to someone why you couldn't wipe, just show them this photo. They'll understand.
Just because this works doesn't mean you should do it. Also, better order a new desk top after this.
Yes, I know it is the wrong way, but I have my string reasons to keep it as it is.
So I'll just wash my hands, but better take a picture of this situation first!