Rather than explain to someone why you couldn't wipe, just show them this photo. They'll understand.
Just because this works doesn't mean you should do it. Also, better order a new desk top after this.
Yes, I know it is the wrong way, but I have my string reasons to keep it as it is.
So I'll just wash my hands, but better take a picture of this situation first!
Honestly that wasn't mentioned as not acceptable. So good luck using this toilet paper.
Really hope that the baking paper they used was edible.
I don't know what might happen, but in case it does I will certainly be well equipped for handling any kind of bowel movements.
Everybody has a special set of reasons for loving thei mum. This little kid certainly has got his priorities straight.
Now how am I supposed to use the toilet brush for this task? It would be quite uncomfortable to make this happen, too.
Not all toilet paper rolls were created equal. This breed right here is only ment for advanced users.