Okay, okay, I don't want to have fun anymore. I want to study and do my homework, I promise!

Now now... Parenting is not that easy but... COME ON DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK!

Now that's one good way to get a massage from your kids. Awesome dad!

Hey there, I was just wondering what were you playing? hahaha

Hey kid, you look like a hotdog but I think you know that. Hmm... weird parenting.

That's the reality, folks! That's the difference between men and women. I LOVE IT! HAHAHA

Awesome parenting, they said they'll have 4 children. Awesome names, good job!

He just got here and he's already awesome. Now that's a great way to start your life. Good job kid, good job parents!

Step by step tutorial, NOT to, TO do and so on. Bonding with baby.... Come on, you're doing it wrong.... Parenting...

Is exactly like an accountant that doesn't have any clue about maths. It's true, you know it, everybody knows it!