Ain't nobody going to mess with me and my daughters today.

What? Somebody is dating my daughter? Put an end to his miserable life once and for all!

My daughter ended up looking like a parrot. My mission as a father has ended miserably. I can only accept defeat and move on.

We ain't got no swing so I'll be one for my daughter.

Sometimes I wonder how dad managed to park here.

And this year's father of the year nominees are these two gentlemen.

I guess you can ask each of them who is your daddy.

There's no need to run any DNA test. This right here is the best proof.

There is no doubt about who his father is.

Because Godfather is too mainstream... Luke, I am YourFather!