It's important to always support the grey bar and make him finish first. Or else... buffering commences.

He is throwing VLC players at the police. This thing is getting out of hand.

Because of this, every time I'll see a traffic cone from now on, I'll think about VLC.

Don't take my word for it, but you might have more success if you hold it by the handle.

If you girls ever wanted a true player, get him. He's also a model.

So... you're a player? Nice, I'm the coach, welcome in the game!

Kissing the ball, the player wasn't thinking about kissing the ball when he started playing, that's for sure.

Honeey, we have brought someone to see you. Get out, get out wherever you are..

I'ts going to be a long game, I'm a big guy so this bag is needed.

NFL players are not to be placed anywhere near a Barbie or serious consequences will follow.