Don't take my word for it, but you might have more success if you hold it by the handle.
If you girls ever wanted a true player, get him. He's also a model.
So... you're a player? Nice, I'm the coach, welcome in the game!
Kissing the ball, the player wasn't thinking about kissing the ball when he started playing, that's for sure.
Honeey, we have brought someone to see you. Get out, get out wherever you are..
NFL players are not to be placed anywhere near a Barbie or serious consequences will follow.