There’s a bumper sticker for the more cultured among us.

One thing is for sure. Nobody can surpass the amount of virginity found in this picture.

If you girls ever wanted a true player, get him. He's also a model.

Why should Photoshop be legal for models and steroids illegal for athletes? They are practically the same thing.

And we wonder how come kids end up turning into dochebags when they grow up.

I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.

We better start counting ribs. It shouldn't be too hard.