Make sure that you aren't wearing any mask while swimming. We promise covid will leave you alone while you make your laps.

A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.

The bottom of this pool might be a bit wet, like 10 feet wet.

Here are some simple rules for our pool. If you dive head first be prepared fore some spinal injuries. If not, we will make sure you will sustain other injuries before kicking you out. Oh, and in case you actually die, we have just the perfect story for your mom. Enjoy the water!

Hope he's got insurance that covers acts of stupidity.

Admit it. We all do this because we saw someone else do it.

Under no circumstances are you to enter the swimming pool dressed.

Just don't go to the pool if you feel the need to go to the restroom.

Guys, you had one job. Now you are going to sit there until the paint dries out.

Who says only women can be sexy. I can be sexy too. Just look at me beside my pool.