Makes you wonder just how light is that entire tent. Or how buoyant is the yoga mat.
After the pool started to lose its water they eventually placed this sign up.
A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.
Here are some simple rules for our pool. If you dive head first be prepared fore some spinal injuries. If not, we will make sure you will sustain other injuries before kicking you out. Oh, and in case you actually die, we have just the perfect story for your mom. Enjoy the water!
Hope he's got insurance that covers acts of stupidity.
Admit it. We all do this because we saw someone else do it.
Under no circumstances are you to enter the swimming pool dressed.
Just don't go to the pool if you feel the need to go to the restroom.